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becomingoneself:

Which dress to wear for a night out in Scotland?

More opinions pleasee

Which dress to wear for a night out in Scotland?

Really sad because I ordered a really beautiful dress and I look like a ugly whale in it :(

I need followers

theguyouwishyouwere:

I mainly post about roosterteeth and achievement hunter but other things interest me as well. I feel like I should have more than 8 followers….I’m not begging for follows, just think I’m getting un-noticed.

Follow him! Ty

bombing:

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5)

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becomingoneself Do you kiss your car? Masturbate in it? Tell it you love it?

Every single day. Ahhhh yeahhh the gear stick ;)

Shelby! You little nasty!Hahaha.

Il honk it’s horn any day ;) beep beep ;)

Hahahahaha!

I like to strap myself in. (Kinky).Grasp it’s wheel with my hand, control it, push it’s buttons with my foot (sexy foot fetish) and watch that baby move. Soon il have to pump it with fuel ;)

You’re killing me shelby! :D

I lost a follower. AhahahahaPeople who actual believe this need to get out more! :’) I’m more of a tree hugger ;) I like how the bark gets my sensitive parts. But that’s for the next episode

Im definitely a tree hugger.

When I say hugger i mean humper. They are forever planting their seeds

Oh yes! ;)

Just needs a water based lubricant to help it grow

Hahahahaha.You’re great.

I do try

My boyfriend is probably gonna be like “wtf is wrong with you?” when he sees this. Lol.

Honestly can’t wait for that moment. Hello glitters boyfriend.

Do you have a boyfriend sprinkles?Not your car, a real boyfriend.

Nope. Single foreverrrr. I just have an ex I’m comfortable with. I don’t even have a car yet. Hahaa

Im surprised i have a boyfriend.

Wait until he see’ this. You might not do hahahaha

What if it scares him off?

Then be mine

saveyourbreathxx:

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saveyourbreathxx:

becomingoneself:

saveyourbreathxx:

becomingoneself Do you kiss your car? Masturbate in it? Tell it you love it?

Every single day. Ahhhh yeahhh the gear stick ;)

Shelby! You little nasty!
Hahaha.

Il honk it’s horn any day ;) beep beep ;)

Hahahahaha!

I like to strap myself in. (Kinky).
Grasp it’s wheel with my hand, control it, push it’s buttons with my foot (sexy foot fetish) and watch that baby move. Soon il have to pump it with fuel ;)

You’re killing me shelby! :D

I lost a follower. Ahahahaha
People who actual believe this need to get out more! :’)
I’m more of a tree hugger ;)
I like how the bark gets my sensitive parts. But that’s for the next episode

Im definitely a tree hugger.

When I say hugger i mean humper.
They are forever planting their seeds

Oh yes! ;)

Just needs a water based lubricant to help it grow

Hahahahaha.
You’re great.

I do try

My boyfriend is probably gonna be like “wtf is wrong with you?” when he sees this. Lol.

Honestly can’t wait for that moment. Hello glitters boyfriend.

Do you have a boyfriend sprinkles?
Not your car, a real boyfriend.

Nope. Single foreverrrr. I just have an ex I’m comfortable with.
I don’t even have a car yet.
Hahaa

Im surprised i have a boyfriend.

Wait until he see’ this. You might not do hahahaha

What if it scares him off?

Then be mine